ok so now I have a blog and I think the internet may own my soul!

ok so facebook: check twitter: check 2 youtube channels I never upload anything on: check and now blog : check! ok internet what is the combination of memes and virals I need to put in to understand every little thing that happens on you without any kind of wiki or data base? so internet you confusing fireball of false links and in jokes do I get in now or do I need to keep watching dr who untill you are my slave? or just read the massive selection of non-hentai manga and anime? or is this just the first nail in the f**k you coffin? and please stop making your rick astley be in my goddamn supermarket!